We're too old for this

A carnival?! Heck yes. 

We saddled up and rode this one first-- it was extremely high, gut wrenching, and all around awesome. We thought, "We've still got this-- surely we're not too old," (despite being surrounded by 12 year olds and people with missing teeth.) 

Then we said, "Let's ride the Zipper! That used to be our favorites!" 

And it was all downhill from there-- the ride was awful-- like being perpetually stuck in a washing machine. Good thing we hadn't eaten anything. 

The verdict? We're too old for carnivals.